[JOKE THREAD]: Make bad suggestions for the next Lishogi update

- all kanjis on the Shogi pieces are replaced by different facial expressions of Nicolas Cage, while all other piece sets are abolished

- every time someone wins, his or her national anthem is played site-wide to everybody else and it can't be muted

- you're allowed to cheat in a game, but the game must last for over 300 moves

- on Fridays, the lances are replaced by Chess queens (which are displayed by Nicolas Cage wearing a wig)

- every time a piece gets captured, you see a 15-second clip of a Mortal Kombat-style fatality

- once an hour, the whole site goes black for a moment and once it's back up again, there's a random piece missing in every ongoing game

- the terms 'dan' and 'kyu' are replaced with 'chad' and 'virgin'

- if you lose twice in a row, you get banned for suspected sandbagging

That's everything I've thought up so far. Hope you had a good chuckle. :)

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Shinra bansho gi (森羅万象棋)will be implemented. 
The Shinra bansho gi board is 999 squares long and 999 squares wide, and each side has about 330,000 pieces and about 20,000 kinds of pieces.
No other rules can be chosen until this game's rating is confirmed.

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